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May 23 2017

That’s how you know you love someone, I guess. When you can’t experience anything without wishing the other person were there to see it, too.
Kaui Hart Hemmings, The Descendants
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phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drinks.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

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May 22 2017

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May 20 2017

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May 18 2017

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Jeszcze w szkole, pamiętam, mówiono nam, że w naszych organizmach jest węgla na 2000 ołówków, wapnia na 30 kawałków kredy i żelaza na jeden gwóźdź.

Dzieciom trzeba mówić co innego: że ich organizm można liczyć w diamentach, kielichach wina, filiżankach herbaty i balonach.

Leżała skulona jak płód. Lewą dłoń trzymałem... pod jej stopami, prawą na czubku głowy, objąłem ją mocniej, mocniej przytuliłem do brzucha mówiąc:

teraz jesteś moja
jesteś jak tysiąc diamentów
jak garść złotych obrączek
jak kreda na tysiąc gier w klasy.

— Julio Cortazar - Gra w Klasy
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May 12 2017

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perfectlypurdie:

malibujojo:

lumos5001:

1nkblots:

spookymays:

#HUMAN YOU ARE HERE WOULD YOU LIKE A PILLOW

That… actually seems like a really smart idea?

I bet you these dogs used to bark like crazy whenever someone approached the door. Training an animal to stop doing something is way harder than training an animal to start doing something most of the time. So, solution, train the dogs to start doing something like, say, picking up a pillow whenever someone approaches the door, and as a side effect, they don’t bark at the person because (a) they’re distracted searching for the pillow and (b) it’s kind of hard to bark when you’ve got a pillow in your mouth.

that’s seriously brilliant

My parents’ dog has a whole crate of stuffed toys, and he picks one for every visitor. The beagle toy is the default, but he will often dig through the box trying to find the right toy. He often brings me the crocodile which I bought for him, or a large frog. He also has four pigs, and those are for special friends. Only family members are greeted with the biggest toy he has, the Great Pig of Honour.

THE GREAT PIG OF HONOUR

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
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larrrrrrystylinson:

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MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

NOW SHE ASKED IF HE WANTS TO GO FOR A WALK 

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SOMEONE HELP. 

NO OLIVER, IGNORE ECHO. NO ONE IS HERE 

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I PROMISE. 

I’M 1000% DONE.

“OLI GO CAGE.” NO OLI 

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DON’T. 

GO. 

CAGE. 

birds straight-up fuckin with other pets is my jam

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